Ready for Trick -or- Treating?

Ready for Trick -or- Treating?

Backstage before our show at Montclair State University. Had a great time doing some improv for a full house!

Backstage before our show at Montclair State University. Had a great time doing some improv for a full house!

Cute pic of the day! 

Cute pic of the day! 

Good ol’ White Castle: Great for your digestive system! 

Good ol’ White Castle: Great for your digestive system! 

Happy New Year - YAY for BAD New Years Jokes

So to kick off the New Year I thought I would start the year off right by making up a bunch of bad New Year jokes. These are absolutely HORRIBLE but somehow they amused my own ridiculously immature head on this late first night.. so here goes:

What do you say on New Years Eve when your toilet gets clogged up?
Happy Poo-Year!

What do they say on New Years Day at Sea World?
Happy Shamooo-year!

What happens when you have sex on New Years Eve?
Happy Screw-year!

What do Ballerinas say to celebrate the New Year?
Happy tutu-year!

What do ghosts say to celebrate the New Year?
Happy Boo-year!

What happens when you get sick on New Years Eve?
Happy Flu-year!

What do cows say in the New Year?
Happy Moo-year!

How do lawyers ring in the New Year?
Happy Sue-year!

I will add some more if I think of any between now and tomorrows matinee show of LMAO. Until then I will be going to sleep and am very thankful that the holidays are pretty much OVER. YAYYYEEEEE!

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