Happy New Year - YAY for BAD New Years Jokes
So to kick off the New Year I thought I would start the year off right by making up a bunch of bad New Year jokes. These are absolutely HORRIBLE but somehow they amused my own ridiculously immature head on this late first night.. so here goes:
What do you say on New Years Eve when your toilet gets clogged up?
What do they say on New Years Day at Sea World?
What happens when you have sex on New Years Eve?
What do Ballerinas say to celebrate the New Year?
What do ghosts say to celebrate the New Year?
What happens when you get sick on New Years Eve?
What do cows say in the New Year?
How do lawyers ring in the New Year?
I will add some more if I think of any between now and tomorrows matinee show of LMAO. Until then I will be going to sleep and am very thankful that the holidays are pretty much OVER. YAYYYEEEEE!
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